Matthew Tkachuk: Santa I love fighting. I know you may be against fighting, but how about some more good fights in the new year, hey? Also maybe you can help me stop getting so many offensive zone penalties and have my team get mad at me. One more thing, and I don’t know if this will happen, but maybe you can make me a nominee in the race for the Calder trophy? Thanks.
Sean Monahan: Hey Santa, I’ve been doing pretty well lately so maybe in the new year we can keep those points up. Secondly, I would like to ask that my good friend Johnny Gaudreau not to get injured again. I missed him. Also, can you get me a four-slot toaster? Actually, I have one more request. Can people stop comparing me to Boring Monahan? I’m not boring.
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Freddie Hamilton: Hey Santa, why couldn’t I be tall like my brother? Please add a few inches to my height, thank you.
Dougie Hamilton: Firstly Santa, I’d like to thank you for making me taller than my brother. Second, something I would really like in the new year is to have more points with my brother. Playing with him is a lot of fun. Second of all, can people stop booing me when I go to Boston? I only left so I can play in Calgary with Freddie! It’s been over a year, when will the booing stop?
Tyler Wotherspoon: Hey Santa, maybe I can play a few more games in the new year than I played so far this season. Also, could you get me some stuff for my dogs?
(I know Wotherspoon’s number comes between Dougie’s and Freddie’s, but I couldn’t split up the brothers. It’s Christmas).