Because the Calgary Flames have been rather quite this off season, I think we need to take a trip over to eBay to check out some of the Flames collectables people are hawking. I’m suddenly crazing a good home cooked meal and a game of pogs. Sound like a good time to you? Well then I suggest you keep reading!
The first lot that I found was NHL Calgary Flames Hockey Goal Light & Horn w/remote.
If you find yourself missing the sweet sounds of the Saddledome, cue up Barbra Streisand and flick on this bad boy and your man cave (or lady cave) will be filled with the audio assault that comes after every Flames goal. It’s like the season never ended! And if you find yourself a fan of Montreal, Toronto, Edmonton, Ottawa, and Vancouver as well? You’re in luck! The light has their goal horns too! Makes for a great alarm clock too!
Too much nose for you? Looking for something a little more low key to celebrate your Flamesdom in the off season? Maybe a little light reading is more your thing. Then I suggest looking at this lot, Jerome Iginla Flames Cover on EA Sports NHL 2003 PC Game Instruction Manual.
That’s right. For US $1 you can be the proud owner of the instruction manual of the PC game NHL 2003 with Jarome Iginla on the cover and in the Calgary Flames alternative jersey. The game, not included but you never know when you might find yourself in need of an instruction manual. Could hold the secrets to the universe for all we know. And it’s only going to run you $1!
Okay okay fine, looking for something cheap but more practical than an instruction manual? I get it. You want your Flamesdom to have daily use, but you don’t want to limit it to clothing or jewelry. Something for the kitchen would be nice, right? Okay how about this one, NHL Calgary Flames Team Logo Toast Stamp.
Toast is pretty bland on its own, but when emblazoned with the “Flaming C” how can that not perk you right up? For breakfast, at tea time, or when you’re home sick with a tummy ache and are in need of something bland, you don’t have to settle for just plain, unadorned toast. Brighten up your kitchen with decorative toast! Tastes good too! And at $2 how could you pass this one up?
Are you still waiting to read about that home cooked meal and pogs that I mentioned in the opening bit? Well for just a $1 you can purchase Two Calgary Flames Cook Books.
Fill your belly with good home cooked meals from all your favorite players’ kitchens. And while you’re eating your chili (or whatever is in this book) might I suggest you sit down for a game of pogs with because you could always use a Jarome Iginla bronze slammer.
Okay, fine it’s not a slammer but the Jerome Iginla Solid Bronze Medallion (their spelling mistake, not mine) would make an excellent slammer.
Anything sound interesting to you? Then I suggest heading over to eBay asap. That’s some pretty sweet merchandise for sale that needs to be in every Calgary Flames household.
Go Flames Go!