Micheal Ferland: Playing with Johnny and Monny has been fun! Last year, I asked for Kevin Bieksa to stop calling me Ferklund. Maybe make it so the Anaheim Ducks don’t make it to the playoffs this year. They’re so annoying. Thanks.
Sam Bennett: Last year Santa, I asked for people to stop making fun of me for balding. I’m coming to terms with it now, even though it still sucks. Thanks for allowing me to be able to grow a beard so I can take away from my balding head. Maybe I could get some tips from Gio or Staj on their bald heads and how they get it to stay warm in this cold weather? Also, let me keep racking up points. I know I started the season off slowly, but it’s getting better!
Glen Gulutzan: Can people stop making jokes about me falling asleep on the bench whenever I look down at the screen on the bench? It’s getting old. Also, thanks for letting me FINALLY win a Coach’s Challenge. More wins, more challenge wins, and making the playoffs is all I ask. I don’t think it’s too much.
Brian Burke: I will beat the snot out of anybody who references my tie. Got it?
Ken King: Can you somehow convince Nenshi to give me a bunch of the city’s money to build my new shiny arena that us millionaire and billionaires will get all the revenue for? Thanks.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!